I realize that if any holiday deserves 2 posts it probably isn't Veteran's Day, but, being the inappropriate one, I figured I could make the war joke my esteemed colleague neglected the opportunity to capitalize on in his previous post. Now read the following war joke and laugh hysterically.
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"
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