1.10.2008

Back in Black

What up yall? Long time no see. A lot has happened since I last graced you all with my prescence, but it's really still the same place. We still have to put up with the honor level crap, our lunch is still too short, people still make out in the hallways, and school is still a pain in the ass. So, because I am just that bitter, I've put together a pros and cons list of Pioneer High School since I've been gone. See what you think.
Cons:
Mr. White is our principal
Mr. White is a sadist
Mr. White enjoys playing with the PA system
Lunch is still shorter than a freshman
Blue slips run free and rampant
Ms. Furie still has a teaching liscence
People still park in the walkways in the parking lot
There are still kids who think it's ok to have a rolling backpack
Teachers still give out tests
There is no more activity day
Drinking is still illegal on school property
We still have to take finals
There's talk of some kind of security camera shit
BTB prices have gone up (Those bastards!)
Relatively few inappropriately conveyed lunchtime decisions have been interupted and exposed
Pros:
You still don't ACTUALLY need a parking permit
We get a bunch of random half days for no particular reason
Skipping no longer causes a loss of 2%
2 good little boys and girls per month get free movie tickets
Mr. White is very proud of us
So thats the deal. I'll keep in touch.
Burnout

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